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May 11, 2006

That's Just Great

China and US may establish military hotline
Beijing and Washington are moving towards establishing a hotline between their defence ministries and have agreed to step up military exchanges, Chinese state media said on Thursday.
I can hear the conversation now...
Rumsfeld: "F*ck you and the rickshaw you rode in on!"

Gen Cao: "Oh yeah?! Well, fr*ck you, too!"

Rumsfeld: "Very good then. Same time?"

Gen Cao: "Same Peeper's Repubric Station!"

Rumsfeld: "Oh God, you kill me when you do that!"

Both: "Hah haha haha haha!"
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Posted by tree hugging sister at May 11, 2006 11:50 AM

Comments

"Hahaha, lemme freshen that cognac for ya, Don. How are the kids?"

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 11, 2006 11:58 AM

Ring! Ring!

Rummy: "Hello?"

Cao: "Knock, knock!"

Rummy: "Not againnnnnn?!"

Cao: "KNOCK, KNOCK!"

Rummy: (sighs) "Who's there?"

Cao: "Mao."

Rummy: "Mao who?"

Cao: "Mousie dung!"

Both: "HAhahahahaha!!"

Click.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at May 11, 2006 12:32 PM