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June 13, 2006
Nice Pay For Four Years
Heck, I'd shack up with Paul for half of this:
Legal experts believe that McCartney could lose up to a quarter of his estimated £825 million ($1.52 billion) fortune after separating from his second wife.That would equate to roughly one million pounds for every week of their short-lived four-year marriage.
Yep. Five hundred thousand pounds a week, and I'm yours, Sir Paul.
A bargain.
Posted by Mr. Bingley at June 13, 2006 10:35 AM
Comments
But you wear glasses. Not half the turn-on one leg is.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at June 13, 2006 10:43 AM
Well, they would be if I had any hair to let down when I took them off. But alas no.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 13, 2006 10:49 AM
Hell. For that kind of money he might be willing to take a leg off himself.
Posted by: Ken Summers at June 13, 2006 10:51 AM
Right, I'll immediately get on to making those "WILL FUDGEPACK FOR MONEY" bumper stickers for you.
Posted by: Emily at June 13, 2006 11:01 AM
"FOR THE RIGHT MONEY"
I may be easy, but I ain't cheap.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 13, 2006 11:04 AM
Well, ya gotta admit she is a hardcore capitalist; she increased her rates for Paul, charging all that the market can bear. That sheik paid £6400 for one night of sex with her. Paul will end up paying about £142,857.14 a night....and I'm sure that every night didn't include, ummmmmm, physical affection. Talk about price gouging!
And I suppose that we can now say that a has-been rock star is 22.32142857 times more valuable than a sheik. Approximately.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at June 13, 2006 11:15 AM
That's a helluva price to earnings ratio. Count me in!
Or should I find a count?
Posted by: tree hugging sister at June 13, 2006 11:17 AM
I'd be careful about posting the prostitution claims here; she's already said she's going to sue News of the World when the divorce is final.
Posted by: Emily at June 13, 2006 11:24 AM
Now Bingley, you don't have to go shack up with a knight for us to call you a lady.
Posted by: Cullen at June 13, 2006 11:54 AM
It's good to have friends I can count on, Cullen.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 13, 2006 11:58 AM
Good point, Emily, even though all I am doing is repeating scurilous gossip about a couple of people with more money than brains.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at June 13, 2006 12:29 PM
If it's not scurrilous, what's the point?
Posted by: Ken Summers at June 13, 2006 05:10 PM
Exactly, Ken! Exactly.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at June 13, 2006 07:58 PM