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June 12, 2006
Zarqawi Autopsy Results Released
The military coroner is through and the official cause of death is:
He Be All Blowed Up
May he rest in pieces.
Posted by tree hugging sister at June 12, 2006 03:33 PM
Comments
Why should he get any rest? I hope his soul is condemned to listening to karaoke versions of Michael Bolton songs for eternity.
Posted by: Robb Allen at June 12, 2006 03:53 PM
Technically, he was not "blowed up". He remained in one piece with what we in the fake-doc biz call "Clement Moore Syndrome". His insides became a bowel full of jelly.
Posted by: Ken Summers at June 12, 2006 04:29 PM
His insides became a bowel full of jelly.
Which happens when you get blowed up.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at June 12, 2006 04:36 PM
"He blowed up good!"
"Yeah, he blowed up real good!"
-- "Celebrity Farm Blow-Up", SCTV
Posted by: mojo at June 12, 2006 05:19 PM
Actually, I hope he rests in feces.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at June 12, 2006 07:21 PM
Pig feces. Easy to do if one simply feeds the remains to the pigs...
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at June 12, 2006 09:06 PM
Ken, that's horrible. I mean how could you demean pigs like that?
Posted by: KG at June 12, 2006 09:32 PM
The Z-man's a fluffernutter now.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 13, 2006 08:22 AM
Ick, Mr Bingley - I'll never eat a fluffernutter again...
Posted by: Kathy K at June 13, 2006 08:08 PM