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July 06, 2006
I Could Care Less What the Reviews Say ~ It's T Minus One and Counting for
...pirates.
Yo ho.
UPDATE: Well, me hearties, let’s see what crawled out of the bung hole. Ne'er ye mind that t'gallant, bilge rat! Take holda this 'ere quiz, afore I keel haul yer land lubberish backside against shivery timbers.
Arrrgghhh.
Posted by tree hugging sister at July 6, 2006 09:40 AM
Comments
We plunder and pillage and rifle and rob
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho
Daughter Number Two knows ALL the lyrics to it.
Posted by: Ken Summers at July 6, 2006 10:05 AM
Going Sunday afternoon. Will not read any more about it between now and then. Pass the popcorn.
Posted by: Rob at July 6, 2006 10:05 AM
The skeletons have more flesh than Keira does, at this point.
I will grant that what little she has is reasonably well placed, but still...eat a cheeseburger, gal!
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 6, 2006 10:12 AM
(Who gives a sh*t about Keira Knightly??? There's watery Depp-ths to be plumbed, arghhhh....!)
Posted by: tree hugging sister at July 6, 2006 10:16 AM
Grungey waters don't run depp, sis.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 6, 2006 10:27 AM
Being in Florida, ths, I figured you went more for Orlando.
Posted by: Rob at July 6, 2006 10:34 AM
I prefer buccaneers, ye scurvy dawg.
And where be my buccaneers?
Under my buccan hat, I'd suppose...
Arghhh....
Posted by: tree hugging sister at July 6, 2006 10:39 AM
Is Jack Davenport going to be in this one? 'Cause neither Johnny OR Orlando shiver me timbers, but Sir Jack? Yuuuuuummmmmeeeeeee!
(We're going Saturday. Maybe I can stay awake through this one.)
Posted by: Lisa at July 6, 2006 10:39 AM
I can't wait, either. And I'm not bothering with stupid film critics. They don't like movies like Pirates because they are exactly what great movie-making is all about - spectacular, fun stories, great plots, heroes and villians, romance and just enough action to keep you stupidy entertained. There is no deep meaning, underlying preachy lecture or some arrogant, under-educated jerk-off thinking he's teaching his audience a really important life lesson.
Thar I blows...
Posted by: Emily at July 6, 2006 12:14 PM
We've both been going around the house trying to say "PIrates" like Cap'n Jack does in the trailer. But we never quite get the inflection.
Arghhh.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at July 6, 2006 12:31 PM
And Lisa, it be written right here that tha blackguard shows his foul colors again, nigh this film 'n the next.
Argghhh.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at July 6, 2006 12:34 PM
If'n ye fergot, maties, there be a quiz t' take. I'm a lubber - only 14 of 19 right, which makes me mad because I got the first eleven. No grog for me!
Posted by: Nightfly at July 6, 2006 01:12 PM
Yes!
Posted by: Lisa at July 6, 2006 04:10 PM
I be well nigh yer numbers, Diptera. Makes me want to run em through with steel fer setch treacherous villainy.
Arghhh.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at July 6, 2006 04:12 PM
I only got thirteen right.
I better stick to plundering the state treasury.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 6, 2006 05:47 PM