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August 30, 2006
It's Not Exactly A Tiger In Your Tank...
High prices when you pump sucking you dry? Well, the ladies of the brothel in Australia will get you a discount on your gas bill:
SYDNEY - Hot and bothered by rising pump prices? Australian brothels are offering clients discounts based on their gas bills.Brothel owners claim the system works much the same way as supermarkets which offer shoppers discounted gas prices by presenting their grocery bills when they fill up their tanks.
“If you come in and spend time with one of our lovely ladies, we’ll give you a discount of 20 cents a litter,” Kerry, manager of Sydney brothel The Site, told Reuters on Wednesday.
Posted by Mr. Bingley at August 30, 2006 06:43 AM
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Their next gimmick will be S&M Green Stamps. *rimshot*
Posted by: Gunslinger at August 30, 2006 06:57 AM
“If you come in and spend time with one of our lovely ladies, we’ll give you a discount of 20 cents a litter,”
Wow. You'd think professional women like this would have access to birth control.
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at August 30, 2006 08:40 AM
That's per liter Ken.
That's a lot of work involved when you reckon on 10cc per...
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at August 30, 2006 08:56 AM
And, as an aside, the MSM is full of spelling errors today. "Litter"? Are they calling Aussie Ladies trash?
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at August 30, 2006 08:58 AM
No, I'm sure "litter" refers to children in this case.
That's my joke and I'm sticking to it.
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at August 30, 2006 09:37 AM
Maybe not a tiger in your tank, but perhaps a fire in the furnance!!!!
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at August 30, 2006 11:50 AM