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October 27, 2006

Oh, Bingley Went to Scotland and Did He Lie

Uh-huh! Uh-huh!

A revolution is afoot at one of Scotland's most venerable kilt-makers: Among traditional tartans there are hip versions in denim, camouflage, leather and, for the adventurous, see-through pink plastic.


So where'd ya hide that wee, duty frae number, little man? I knew it couldna been all aboot 'the castle'. Whilst there be reams a' foine advice aboot dealin' wi' the odd looks ye get, once in a wee while moit ye nae ken the tender feelin's a' yer bride? An' moind the sensibilities a' the general public wot's got ta luck at ye?

A warm Swill salute to marc for exposing this travesty.

UPDATE: Of course, there are worse things, fashionwise.

A MOBILE phone thief who wore an offensive T-shirt in court escaped a contempt rap yesterday.

Christopher Davidson, 18, was sent from the dock for wearing the top containing the phrase:

"Read this while I check out your t*ts."


Via Fark


Posted by tree hugging sister at October 27, 2006 04:28 PM

Comments

I'm too sexy for my kilt.

Posted by: Nightfly at October 28, 2006 12:18 AM

Good Lord, is that Arnold Vosloo?

Posted by: Annalucia at October 29, 2006 04:08 PM

Hey Annalucia! UM...I don't know. You tell me.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at October 30, 2006 07:26 AM

Ok, that has moved from kilt to miniskirt. Scary.

Posted by: Cindermutha at October 30, 2006 08:49 AM