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July 30, 2007
Getting Off With Gorebal Warmning
It's good to Al.
Al Gore III pleaded guilty Monday to possessing marijuana and other drugs, but a judge told the former Veep's son he can withdraw that plea and have the charges dropped if he successfully completes a drug diversion program. What a bargain!
What an understatement. What a gelatinous, worthless a$$hat.
Either Al.
Posted by tree hugging sister at July 30, 2007 02:11 PM
Comments
Is this another P***s H****n in the making? Just chubbier, and of a different gender, of course.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at July 30, 2007 02:27 PM
Who will he divert drugs to? And isn't that still illegal?
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at July 30, 2007 02:48 PM
Not if he reduces his carbon footprint. Which, as you can see, is rather LARGE.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at July 30, 2007 02:55 PM
Hmmm, it really is good to be part of the priviled class.
*busy soaking torches in gasoline and sharpening pitchfork tines*
Posted by: Gunslinger at July 30, 2007 04:31 PM
Looks like our Tipper hasn't been running a Lite n' Healthy kitchen. Maybe she's trying to save energy and serves up food that doesn't require turing on the stove - ice cream, potato chips, cookies and soda.
Posted by: Suzette at July 30, 2007 04:46 PM
Drug court and other such diversion programs are not at all unusual, so diversion by itself doesn't really smack of special treatment. What's questionable is why this was never investigated as DUI.
Posted by: Dave J at July 30, 2007 09:57 PM
Hmmmm.
Did someone stick a hose into Al Gore and inflate him??
Posted by: memomachine at July 31, 2007 02:16 PM