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December 06, 2007
Am I Insensitive When I Wish With ALL MY HEART
...that they CATCH these little egg happy rat bastards? And that, when they DO, they get pelted with dozens of those same avian ovum bomblettes and that their sticky, dripping albumin coated bodies are then strung up on the Tree of Woe?
Am I too harsh, ya think?
Posted by tree hugging sister at December 6, 2007 11:31 AM
Comments
I hope you aren't egging those vandals on.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at December 6, 2007 02:32 PM
A mild shellacking would probably do.
Posted by: Dave E. at December 6, 2007 03:21 PM
Had they HIT my baby, it would have been nothing to yolk about, Mr. E.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at December 6, 2007 03:36 PM
And omletting you know right now, I want the little bastards fried.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at December 6, 2007 03:37 PM
I agree that if they had hit your baby it would call for eggstreme measures. In that case, it shouldn't be over easy for them.
Posted by: Dave E. at December 6, 2007 04:33 PM
Just be sure not to shoot until you see the whites of their eggs.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at December 6, 2007 05:25 PM
BMW: The Omelette Driving Machine.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at December 6, 2007 06:14 PM
I'd love to see the little vandalizing batards get fried. Of course I tend to be rather hard-boiled when it comes to crime and punishment.
Posted by: Gunslinger at December 6, 2007 07:35 PM
Make 'em eat Quiche.
Posted by: Mockin'bird at December 7, 2007 08:25 AM