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February 20, 2008
A Plot to Bump His Pudginessness Off?
You can bet his rotten teeth it's not just because of the 'ending the ceasefire' threat.
I'm inclined to believe it may also have something to do with being close to getting his sheepskin...
Shiite cleric Muqtada al-Sadr is quietly resuming seminary studies toward attaining the title of ayatollah — a goal that could make the firebrand cleric and his Mahdi Army an even more formidable power broker in Iraq.
That would be a robe of a different color. I wonder if he got the message?
Posted by tree hugging sister at February 20, 2008 05:28 PM
Comments
And the reason we don't just off the motherf**ker is...?
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at February 20, 2008 09:24 PM
One can only hope that he does fall victim to some strange malady.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at February 20, 2008 11:04 PM
Lead poisoning would be good. 55gr should be sufficient.
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at February 21, 2008 10:00 AM
There'd be some copper contamination as well, Ken, but I agree.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at February 21, 2008 10:55 AM
The guy decides to study for "ayatollah" in order to further his ambitions for power - NOT for serving Allah and his people? Says it all, doncha think? What a chubb toad.
Posted by: nightfly at February 21, 2008 12:55 PM