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June 30, 2008
What Happens When Ken Goes Out For A Stroll
Proof that his exercise is bad for our health
MANCHESTER — - Drivers along I-291 had quite a sight Saturday, as a man wearing nothing but a thong, fake breasts and a wig sauntered along the side of the highway.Police said they received several calls about the man, which prompted an hour-long search. Police said they found the man, fully clothed and collecting cans behind a business on Batson Drive in Manchester. Police said they found a wig and fake breasts in the man's car.
The Horror...
Posted by Mr. Bingley at June 30, 2008 01:05 PM
Comments
I would never wear a thong. I'd go commando.
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at June 30, 2008 01:28 PM
And fake breasts? C'mon, I'm sure that Ken has manboobs.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at June 30, 2008 02:31 PM
Nah, too skinny for manboobs. No butt either. I'd make a pretty miserable transvestite.
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at June 30, 2008 03:01 PM
You'd make a transvestite miserable? Wha???
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 30, 2008 03:12 PM
America's Next Top Model is never going to discover you that way, dude.
(BTW it cracks me up that the story was reported out of MAN-CHESTER.)
Posted by: Kate P at June 30, 2008 03:52 PM
(That's still better than Bangkok, Kate...)
Posted by: tree hugging sister at June 30, 2008 05:48 PM
You got me there, THS!!!
Posted by: Kate P at July 1, 2008 10:50 AM