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February 03, 2009
Hilarious
The highlowlights're laughable and enough to make you cry...
• $400 million for the Centers for Disease Control to screen and prevent STD's.
Like those insidious germoids causing the current Democratic "Alzheimered Muh Taxes" pandemic. STD = Smarmy Tax-dodging Democrats.
• $75 million for "smoking cessation activities."
Michael Phelps is signed as spokesman.
• $25 million for tribal alcohol and substance abuse reduction.
Leave 'em alone. If I could afford a drink, I'd join 'em.
• $10 million to inspect canals in urban areas.
We can't have the flow of Washington sh*t impeded anywhere.
• $125 million for the Washington sewer system.
Can't have sh*t flowing BACK up to the Hill
• $6 billion to turn federal buildings into "green" buildings.
I think we've poured in enough "GREEN". Roof leak? If not, leave the f@ckin' things alone.
• $1.2 billion for "youth activities," including youth summer job programs.
Modeled after the successful "Paris-youth" intervention programs developed by the always resouceful French.
• $160 million for "paid volunteers" at the Corporation for National and Community Service.
Is that one of those trick phrases like "ethical Congress" or "transparent administration"?
• $850 million for Amtrak.
I misread that ~ I thought it said "an Ark" and I was all for it, as in:
"Pack 'em up and get them the f*ck OUTTA here, Lord!">
Posted by tree hugging sister at February 3, 2009 11:55 AM
Comments
Not to worry, they'll pay for it all by gutting our military like a fish. What ever isn't covered by that will be swiped from social security.
Of course the best way to fund this crap is with 537 pink slips.
Posted by: Gunslinger at February 3, 2009 05:06 PM