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March 26, 2009

Why Wasn't The Charge "Prostitution"?

I'm sure he had to put a couple of bucks worth of quarters in to pay for this, um, "service"

SAGINAW, Mich. — A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.

Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.

I'm going to be very nervous the next time I order "full service"...

Posted by Mr. Bingley at March 26, 2009 01:16 PM

Comments

My uncle is an anesthesiologist who used to work a big-city ER.

He has some truly frightening tales of what lonely people (mostly lonely men) will get involved with.

Suffice it to say, from some of my uncle's "vacuum cleaner" stories, I'm surprised the guy's in prison and not in the hospital.

Posted by: ricki at March 26, 2009 02:15 PM

At least he knew his partner was "clean"

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at March 26, 2009 02:25 PM

Er, not that I've got any first hand experience, but that can NOT have been remotely satisfying, or even very comfortable.

Posted by: Eric at March 26, 2009 04:29 PM

How did they catch the guy? Do cops hang around car washes to watch for sexual vacuum perverts? Am I
missing something here? Or did someone call them?
Response time is twenty minutes;and I think he would have been done before they arrived.

Posted by: greg newson at March 26, 2009 09:49 PM

He should have been cleaned, waxed and blown dry, greg!

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at March 26, 2009 10:02 PM

Heh.

A real-life member of theFirst Church of Appliantology.

Frank would've been proud (or appalled).

Posted by: Gunslinger at March 26, 2009 10:44 PM

That sucks!

(Heh, no one else said it!!!!)

Posted by: JeffS at March 27, 2009 12:00 AM

Guns-I had completely forgotten about that. That Wiki entry is hilarious, and I needed a good laugh this morning.

Posted by: Dave E. at March 27, 2009 12:39 PM

This gives a whole new meaning to the old advert which stated:-

Nothing sucks like an Electrolux!

Posted by: Mike Cunningham at March 30, 2009 04:31 AM