Attention Aspiring Headline Writers

Have fun with this.

15 Responses to “Attention Aspiring Headline Writers”

  1. Mr. Bingley says:

    “Plastic Willy Cocks Up Traffic”

  2. Ken Summers says:

    You have to admit, that’s a heck of a package

  3. Mr. Bingley says:

    Wrapped Penis Leads To Dong Delays

  4. Ken Summers says:

    “And in other news, a spokesman for Tom Jones says tonight’s concert has been cancelled. No reason was given.”

  5. Mr. Bingley says:

    “Thanks for the traffic update Jill. In other news, John Holmes was seen limping…”

  6. Ken Summers says:

    I hear the bomb squad has just met its female-recruitment goals for the first time.

  7. Oh that’s real funny. You guys keep dickin’ around like this and someone’s gonna get hurt.

  8. There’s an odd pattern developing…

    First this post. Then this post. Then this post. I don’t know where this is going and I’m not sure I want to….

  9. Mr. Bingley says:

    Let’s keep such talk just bepenis boys, shall we?

  10. Nightfly says:

    Prominent Member Stops Traffic
    …or…
    Bobbitt’s Revenge

  11. Oh Fly, reminds me of a little ditty Ebola and his young friends came up with years ago…
    In the jungle the quiet jungle,
    John Bobbit sleeps tonight.
    In the kitchen, the quiet kitchen,
    Lorena gets a knife.
    Weeeeeeee eee eee eee
    Oh, wiener wiener whack-o-way.

    Snappy, eh?

  12. Ken Summers says:

    Was there ever a more appropriate name than Bobbitt? Except maybe Hackett?

  13. There’s an odd pattern developing…

    First this post. Then this post. Then this post. I don’t know where this is going and I’m not sure I want to….

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