ATTENTION! D.C. Short One Blowhard
Strange, but true.
@marineband
Marine Band
Outdoor Summer Concerts in D.C., New York; Tuba vacancy http://conta.cc/pVPpsc via #constantcontact
If you know where someone who blows hard can be found, give them this number.
Including POTUS and VPOTUS, I can think of 537 possible candidates.