Baloo Is Not Presbyterian

Everybody sing along!

(with apologies to the Jungle Book)

Look for the bear domesticies,
Those signs of bear comfort and ease,
Forget about jihad; think ursine strife
I mean those bear simplicities
(such things as fur and large feces)
They’ll keep you from virgins in your next life…

(h/t Fausta and Tim)

categories Fun, Songs | | datetime November 4, 2009 7:49 am

5 Responses to “Baloo Is Not Presbyterian”

  1. Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life says:
    November 4, 2009 at 9:12 am

    HAHA! Righteous!

  2. Greybeard says:
    November 4, 2009 at 10:57 am

    If you become “bear squeeze”, do you not get the virgins?

  3. Mr. Bingley says:
    November 4, 2009 at 11:27 am

    An excellent question, Greybeard.

    I think we should Ask The Imam!

  4. Robin from Central AZ says:
    November 4, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    why on earth did the bear not also finish the pudding? I’m sure it needed to get the bad taste of jihadis out of its mouth. Maybe the bear had to run out of the cave to Walgreens to find some mouthwash.

  5. Dave E. says:
    November 5, 2009 at 10:19 am

    Militant…It’s what’s for dinner.

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