Bingley Bragged About the 13 Pounder He Smoked This Weekend

Funny. He never mentioned the collateral damage caused by the relatives’ rescue attempt.

Wild Turkey Bursts Through Window of New Jersey Family’s House
…The bird plowed through the double-pane window of the house…


I hope the murdering carnivore’s proud of himself.

9 Responses to “Bingley Bragged About the 13 Pounder He Smoked This Weekend”

  1. Gunslinger says:

    Man, I didn’t know that a tree stump could grow a goatee.

  2. Skyler says:

    That man has some wild tattoos on his chest!

  3. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Mmmmmmmmm…..turkey!

  4. RebeccaH says:

    Them turkeys is crazy! Kill ’em all!

  5. nightfly says:

    Gosh, is the guy even going to pluck the bird before he chows down?

  6. Bingley insists that feathers help your HDL/LDL ratio, Diptera.

  7. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Oh, wait, Sis, that’s Bingley holding the turkey??!!!?! I thought it was the other way around.

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