Bingley in ’10!!!

Considering all the current unrest, gubernatorial graft, rapacious rabbis and fish-like mobs going around, we felt it incumbent upon us to reignite our hopeless aspirations for higher office. And as I’ve said before ~ confirmed during previous exploratory feints ~ since I’m busy, potty mouthed and a Florida resident, it appears Bingley remains the Swilling’s viable candidate for New Jersey governor. Let me be perfectly clear: Harumph!

(HEY! I didn’t get a “harumph” outta that guy!)

So that we can get this in un-Palin-like motion with a minimum of ugliness and sliming (but, as I said at the time, “with full and complete transparency”), we are providing (through the hard work and great expense of rabid Bingley supporter Real JeffSoros): his for reals birth certificate.

Chew on that while we get a fundraising scam grassroots button going.

categories Fun, Politics, © TOWACA Press International | | datetime August 6, 2009 9:58 am

3 Responses to “Bingley in ’10!!!”

  1. Kathy K says:
    August 6, 2009 at 11:08 am

    Nicely done! LOL

  2. Yojimbo says:
    August 6, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    I’m on board! As soon as my Nigerian funding sources umm, er, actuate you’ll have all the financial support you need. Just put me down as a FOB(Friend of Bingley).

  3. JeffS says:
    August 6, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    Yes, everyone, please donate! I incurred a lot of expenses digging this up.

    Until then, I can’t invest in that Dunkin’ Donuts just down the block from the home of the THS.

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