“Capitalism Is Killing Me”

So I’m walking back to my office and I see a young lady doing a slow, writhey sort of dance in front of the Old Federal Reserve building on Wall Street, right below the statue of George Washington.

I noticed that she had a large cardboard sign that says “capitalism is killing me.”

Everyone else seemed to only notice the fact that she was topless (and lacking tan lines).

Who knew capitalism targeted shirts first?

6 Responses to ““Capitalism Is Killing Me””

1. aelfheld says:

   September 30, 2019 at 1:00 pm

   The means of production is so over.

2. JeffS says:

   October 1, 2019 at 11:57 am

   I’d like to know who targeted her brains.

3. Gunslinger says:

   October 1, 2019 at 5:59 pm

   Obviously not fast enough if the idiotic attention whore can go down to Wall Street for stupid ‘performance art’.

4. Syd B. says:

   October 2, 2019 at 12:02 pm

   If ever a post needed pics, this would be it.

5. Mr. Bingley says:

   October 2, 2019 at 12:50 pm

   lol everyone says that Syd. I figure at this point I’ve seen enough boobies, and I really don’t think my cries of “I’m a journalist!” would avail me any succor should my Bride discover the pictures on my phone!

6. Syd B. says:

   October 2, 2019 at 8:14 pm

   Hahahaha! I’ve almost seen enough. Just two more and I’m done.