Citizens of America: A Public Service Announcement
In the spirit of full transparency, accountability, racial harmony and general irritability, the Coalition of the Swilling is now giving the Public Option to flag and report ANY FISHY POSTS and/or DAMN LIES the Public may find here. Being responsible journalists requires that we submit our earnest ramblings to the Truth Police for vetting and have chosen a suitable fishy finder icon: the GAG grouper. Your instructions are as follows:
1. Do NOT ~ under ANY circumstances ~ READ A POST FLAGGED WITH OUR WARNING GAG GROUPER SIGN ATTACHED*
*Upon pain of cake, death or being forced to sit through an Obama prime-time presser.
2. Should you ~ in your Republican, teapartying ignorance ~ awkwardly stumble across anything remotely “fishy” at the Swilling that we haven’t already VOLUNTARILY flagged, STOP READING IMMEDIATELY. Report the problematic piscine posting to Linda Douglas, Lloyd Doggett and the proper authorities per instruction from the White House itself:
…If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to
fishcanblowme@whitehouse.gov
Thank you for your cooperation.
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August 5, 2009 2:24 pm
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Gagging your grouper? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Groupers? I think blowfish are a more appropriate logo for this Stasi-style program.
Nope. It’s actually an appropriately named fish, believe it ot not.
Now. Do not question me again, or I’ll report you.
Oh, worry not, Sis! I’m planning on turning myself into the Obamacare Police, Michelle Malkin style.
I’m hoping to collect a reward! ;-p
I can see why comedians aren’t making jokes and satirizing this administration. It’s impossible to lampoon something that is self-lampooning to such a degree.