Florida Man Hardest Hit

Thank God for the neighbors picking up the slack around here.

BREAKING: Alabama sheriff: Escaped inmates tricked guard into opening door by covering its number in peanut butter.

— The Associated Press (@AP) July 31, 2017

UPDATE:

Now I have a damn earworm.

3 Responses to “Florida Man Hardest Hit”

1. leelu says:

   August 1, 2017 at 9:58 am

   I’m willing to bet that the inmates aren’t rocket scientists, so I’m left wondering how that ‘guard’ managed to read the job application form,let alone fill it out. Correctly.

2. tree hugging sister says:

   August 1, 2017 at 11:54 am

   SUCH a cynic!

3. leelu says:

   August 2, 2017 at 8:53 am

   It’s what I do best.