From Mayoro Bloombito!
Who attempted to communicate with his Hispanic constituency in the City.
Por favor no que usero los elevatorados. Que get stucko. Takero los stairs, gordo!
— Miguel Bloombito (@ElBloombito) October 29, 2012
Cuidado! El grande crañe esta about to que fall down crasho y el Spiderman esta no can helpo por que Queensqueya esta evacuated.
— Miguel Bloombito (@ElBloombito) October 29, 2012
Cuidado! El floodo agua esta muy rapido. Que get swepto awayo. Necesito to usero un submariño!
— Miguel Bloombito (@ElBloombito) October 29, 2012
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October 29, 2012 12:01 pm
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My Spanish is limited to maybe a dozen words.
But…..”submariño”? “stucko”? Spiderman? Does that mean what I think it does? As in, is Bloomberg using a Big Gulp for his daily snort of booze?
This is hilarioso.
BWAhahaha! It’s a parody Tweeter, Jeff, who apparently started (a la the Bronx Zoo Cobra) mocking Bloomberg’s miserable attempt to pander, not to mention his appallingly bad Spanish, during his Irene “Spanish” gambit. It seems he slipped into hispanic character (badly!) again today during a news conference and VOILA! Bloombito appeared immediately on Twitter again in pigeon Spanglish to warn the citizens!
Doctoro Alicia ~ SI! Yo knowso!
HA HA!! Yeah, that makes sense!
The parody tweets, I mean — Bloomberg never makes sense.
Oh – now that’s mean. I love it!
Yanno, Bloomie, if you can’t do Spanish, you could hire our ex-Gov (Jeb of the unmentionable last name) to do it for you. He’s REALLY GOOD at disasters too.
I keep hoping someone will appoint him head of FEMA. (Really, the man is brilliant dealing with prep/during/aftermath.) Good Governor. Great in emergencies. And, in English OR Spanish, Jeb made sense.
When the Bamster is giving an interview to a Spanish language media source can we call him the Bambito? Seems as appropriate and Bloombito.