Great Truisms in Life: If You Overdose, Don’t Call One of the Olsen Twins BeFORE Dialing 9-1-1

…and, if you need a hostage rescued, DON’T call Obama.

2 Responses to “Great Truisms in Life: If You Overdose, Don’t Call One of the Olsen Twins BeFORE Dialing 9-1-1”

  1. Gunslinger says:

    Too busy working on his chip shots to give a damn.

  2. aelfheld says:

    Too busy rescuing money from donor’s pockets.

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