I Can’t Imagine Why Anyone Would Find the Politics the Geezers at the AARP

objectionable questionable.

Judging by their lovely ad in our local fishwrap on December 11th, they are still appealing to the finest instincts in only the noblest individuals of our society. You know…

The 99%ers. After their valiant efforts on behalf of ObamaCare cost them the silverbacks, I guess reaching out to the cooly clad, clenched fist, latte-laden-ites was a logical next income derivative step. (And who doesn’t hate the electric company?)

So can’t we all just get along?

Better yet, give ’em a jingle. Let ’em know how much you appreciate their new artistic direction.

5 Responses to “I Can’t Imagine Why Anyone Would Find the Politics the Geezers at the AARP”

  1. Gary from Jersey says:

    Blue-haired fascists.

  2. Yojimbo says:

    And yet the AARP supported a candidate who was willing to let utility bills skyrocket for the sake of feeding his green powerbase. Really unbelievable. What they are talking about in that add is just nickles and dimes compared to harm he was willing to let loose.

  3. JeffS says:

    The AARP is yet another front for the Communist Party. My joining them is not an option.

  4. aelfheld says:

    The only difference between the AARP and #OWSers is the AARP is a bit better at picking up after itself.

    Otherwise, they’re both a bunch of importunate beggars demanding others bear the cost of their existence.

  5. major dad says:

    They can blow it out their asses, I’m never supporting that communist outfit.

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