I Know NOTHING!!
Cumberland Farms clerk hurt chasing David Hasselhoff thieves
Don’t even THINK about Hassling the Hoff!
A Connecticut Cumberlands Farms store clerk was critically injured while desperately trying to thwart the theft of two ad signs featuring “Baywatch” star David Hasselhoff.
But I WISH I did…
Hasselhoffers! They’re like locusts…
The Apocalypse has begun.
Locusts, nuttin’, mojo!
More like piranhas…..
Might the sign be hidden away next to an old roadblock maybe?
It’s with the KFC bucket.