I Love To BBQ As Much As The Next Guy
But I don’t really want to BBQ the Next Guy; even I draw the line at dry-rubbing someone and hitting them with, er, a sausage
Fresno County authorities have arrested a man they say broke into the home of two farmworkers, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.
…The victims told deputies they awoke Saturday morning to the stranger applying spices to one of them and striking the other with an 8-inch sausage.
On what I’m sure is a completely unrelated note, someone who just also happens to live in California has disappeared.
“Is that a sausage in your pocket or are you just glad to beat me?”
“No, no! Put DOWN that pickle!”
As for the Vanishing Ken, I had nothing to do with it. That’s my story, anyway, and I’m stickin’ to it.
I don’t think the Neelys from the food network would condone the use of their BBQ recipes in that way.
Puts a whole new spin on the concept of ‘pulled pork’, doesn’t it?
I never use rubs. Now if there were a bottle of Bullseye…
The Kielbasa Kid strikes again.