I May Need To See A Doctor

I went to Costco yesterday.

My Bride is out of town.

My Daughter is out of town.

And yet…I bought nothing.

I’ve never ever walked into Costco and not bought something. And with my Beloveds out of town I had the perfect opportunity to buy things and hide them.

Yet I demurred.

I need to see a doctor.

4 Responses to “I May Need To See A Doctor”

1. Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life says:

   July 11, 2010 at 9:18 pm

   You walked into a Costco and didn’t even buy a case of SNPA?

   You are dead to me.

2. Mr. Bingley says:

   July 11, 2010 at 9:41 pm

   Sadly, well, actually it’s a good thing for my bank account, really, but our Costco doesn’t have a booze section.

   That would be too much catnip for my fragile little soul.

3. JeffS says:

   July 11, 2010 at 9:52 pm

   We’ve all known that you need to see a doctor for a long time, Bing. We just didn’t want to say so in front of you.

   As they say, admitting that you have a problem is the first step towards solving it…..

4. Mr. Bingley says:

   July 11, 2010 at 10:03 pm

   Well, it seems to me the obvious solution is to go to Costco tomorrow after my golf round is finished…