I Might Have Been Too Trunk To Notice

This may be next on Bloomberg’s agenda

Thai police seize 14 elephants with fake IDs

BANGKOK (AP) — Police in Thailand have seized 14 elephants in raids after busting a gang that allegedly provided the animals with false identification papers.

So they could work in restaurants or as maids?

We do have a problem here with underage pachyderms sneaking into bars and just getting out of control…

4 Responses to “I Might Have Been Too Trunk To Notice”

  1. JeffS says:

    Hopefully there won’t be a stampede of illegal immigration from elephant friendly countries…..

  2. aelfheld says:

    An’ the next thing ya know,
    Your son is playin’ for money
    In a pinch-back suit.
    And list’nin to some big out-a-town Jasper
    Hearin’ him tell about horse-race gamblin’.
    Not a wholesome trottin’ race, no!
    But a race where they set down right on the horse!
    Like to see some stuck-up jockey’boy
    Sittin’ on Dan Patch? Make your blood boil?

  3. BlackDog says:

    Special Ops Mission. The IDs were to let them to infiltrate ACORN.

  4. mojo says:

    “Remember me, Jenkins? Kenya, 1963…”

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