I Say, “Go Biblical On Dey A$$!”
An eye for an eye, sister.
A 64-year-old Riverside woman told Buffalo police that she was almost hit by a frozen potato about 11:15 p.m. Friday outside her home on Condon Avenue.
Per the aggressive nature of the attack, we can immediately eliminate French Fries as suspects. Lucky it wasn’t me, Mainely ’cause Idahold them until the cops came, OreIda peeled out the driveway after them.
You’re BUSTED, big boy.
They should tell the other spuds in the hood to keep their eyes peeled for suspicious activity.
Potato-based violence is a tuber in our society, and needs to be rooted out.
Gangsters just aren’t what they used to be.
Buffalo? Not Idaho Falls?
Id a mashed them.
Life must be gratin when you get mashed and the cops just toss in the chips.
Maybe it wasn’t the French Fries, but don’t underestimate the Russets.
How could frozen potatoes have become such an a-peeling weapon?
I’m not sure, Ave. And if he cuts himself, is it a ‘spudnik’?