I Think Some Things Were Just Meant to Be Left

…as God intended, n’est pas?

A man who mailed a bomb to a doctor because he was angry about how his penis enlargement surgery turned out was sentenced to four years and 10 months in prison.

9 Responses to “I Think Some Things Were Just Meant to Be Left”

  1. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Defense lawyer Luis A. Ortiz said at the time of the plea that his client was mentally ill.
    I’d say the guy was mentally ill all along.
    But someone remind me…..how far away is Philadelphis from New Jersey?

  2. The_Real_JeffS says:

    “Philadelphia“, I mean. D’oh!

  3. Emily says:

    Congratulations, jackass. Your name is now on public record as being “the guy whose penis enlargement operation went wrong.”

  4. Rob says:

    I think that sentence could have used a little enlargement.

  5. I love how the headline called it “botched”. Not a description you’d want associated with your nether regions. But the only way they get “botched” is because you asked for it.

  6. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Well, it’s a lot better than saying some guy’s nether regions were bitched. That sort of typo could have some serious long term impacts on future relationships……

  7. Rob says:

    “That sort of typo could have some serious long term impacts on future relationships……”
    There is nothing about this story that won’t have “some serious long term impacts on future relationships” for that dumba$$.

  8. The_Real_JeffS says:

    It truly is a study in stupidity, Rob.

  9. Gunslinger says:

    The_Real_JeffS,
    Philly is 9,650 feet from Joisy…
    http://www.ushistory.org/franklin/philadelphia/bridge.htm

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