“I Think We Need A Bigger Boat”

That could certainly ruin your day…and your yacht.

20 Responses to ““I Think We Need A Bigger Boat””

  1. mike says:

    People sailing around whales during their mating season should perhaps think twice!!

  2. Dave E. says:

    Tough luck, but there’s no need for them to blubber on about it.

  3. Mr. Bingley says:

    Wait until they fin out how big the repair bill will be.

  4. Gary from Jersey says:

    No sense wailing about it. It’s gonna be a krillova job fixing that thing.

  5. Skyler says:

    I think the whale was remembering when his mama was attacked by a stick man and that sail was just too much for him to tolerate.

    (third attempt to post this. Now that I see other comments, it’s more confusing why mine aren’t appearing.)

  6. Skyler says:

    Comments hate me.

  7. Kate P says:

    Maybe they shouldn’t have been blaring the Pointer Sisters’ “Jump” from their boat.

  8. Dave E. says:

    Pricey I’m sure, but moby insurance will cover it.

  9. Mr. Bingley says:

    They were either playing that or some other energetic tuna, Kate.

  10. Mr. Bingley says:

    Dave, I saw an interview where, when asked that very question, the skipper answered “I think Ahab enough insurance.”

  11. Robin from Central AZ says:

    I’d say the whale committed a breach of etiquette

  12. Kate P says:

    What ever tuna it was, that whale sure has good herring.

  13. Dave E. says:

    I don’t know with a fluke deal like this. Mr. B.

  14. tree hugging sister says:

    Right you are, but no point being blue oil’ll over it. Betcha they were baleen water like crazy, so the busted yacht could humpback to the dock.

  15. tree hugging sister says:

    (Dear mike and Skyler ~ the SPAM gods, for whatever reason ~ ate your witticisms. I have forwith and thereforth freed them and you may bill BP for whatever discomfort, pain and suffering it caused you. That is all.)

  16. Dr Alice says:

    The [i]Intrepid[/i]… isn’t.

  17. Dr Alice says:

    Oops. The “Intrepid.” The boat. That thing with the sails on it. That was what I meant.

  18. Yojimbo says:

    Whale Whisperer,line one.

  19. Rob says:

    I can hear the typical fish tale now. “We were on fire. The fish were jumping into the boat.”

  20. Yojimbo says:

    “Another Carolina Rig success story.”

    “Loosen the drag, loosen the drag!Get yourself strapped into the fighting chair.”

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