Iowa Democratic Party Doing “Quality Control”

…translates to:

HOLY SHIT, that asshole WON?! Hold the phone, we’re COOKIN’ THE BOOKS!”

You KNOW it does.

UPDATE:

UPDATE REDUX:

AY YI YI. No results until Wednesday morning at the earliest, AND Bernie’s camp just released THIS:

According to their internal figures for 40% of polling stations, Joe Biden was getting his clocked cleaned. Now, this is hardly a snapshot of the rest of the state, but it does cause one to rub one’s chin and “Hmmm….” As for Bernie, dropping this bomb after all the other candidates’ premature victory speeches, and on top of the total disaster that is the Iowa Caucuses is a declaration.

3 Responses to “Iowa Democratic Party Doing “Quality Control””

  1. JeffS says:

    Popcorn! More popcorn, please!

  2. aelfheld says:

    Please tell me again how much more intelligent & more educated progressives.

  3. tree hugging sister says:

    This is as peachy as can be.

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