It Wasn’t Me

That’s all I’m saying

STRATFORD, Conn. (AP) — Police in Stratford say they’ve charged a man with burglary and disorderly conduct after he allegedly wandered into a neighbor’s home, stripped off his clothes and fell asleep in a 6-year-old’s bed.

Twenty-six-year-old Teddy Brisseaux was arrested early Sunday after a child in a house a block from Brisseaux’s woke his parents to tell them a man was asleep in his bed [Connecticut Post]. When officers arrived, the residents were screaming for help from a second-floor window.

Officers say Brisseaux’s clothes, which smelled of urine and alcohol, had been dropped on the floor. They say Brisseaux admitted drinking at a New Haven club but denied he was in the wrong house.

That’s why I only drink at home.

5 Responses to “It Wasn’t Me”

  1. Gunslinger says:

    I wonder if he’s a second or third cousin to the Kennedy clan.

  2. JeffS says:

    You’re posting a lot about drunk and naked men wandering around town, Bingster. Wazzup wit dat?

  3. greg newson says:

    What’s that story about the
    three little bears? One bed was
    too soft,one bed was just right.
    U’rine in my bed!
    Kinda feel sorry for the poor drunk guy.

  4. Prussian Tiger says:

    speaking of drunks….

    Ted “what bridge?” Kennedy has died.

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