Ken out of town…

and this occurs.

14 Responses to “Ken out of town…”

1. Mr. Bingley says:

   July 19, 2005 at 11:45 am

   WAIT A MINUTE HERE.
   The horse involved in the incident was not harmed, and an autopsy of the unnamed man concluded that “the manner of death was accidental … due to perforation of the colon,” a police spokesman said.
   The horse was boffing him?????
   “Ick” doesn’t even come close to covering it.

2. Mr. Bingley says:

   July 19, 2005 at 11:47 am

   And this is just unbelieveable:
   Although sex with animals is not illegal in Washington state, Urquhart said that investigators were looking into whether the farm, located in Enumclaw, 40 miles southeast of Seattle, allowed sex with smaller animals that resulted in animal cruelty, which is a crime.
   “If you’re talking about sheep or goats, there could be some issues,” Urquhart said.
   Um, anyone notice anything familiar about where this happened????

3. tree hugging sister says:

   July 19, 2005 at 11:51 am

   Calling Mountain Man…
   Mountain Man, will you come in please ?
   (WHOOPS! Maybe I should rephrase that…)

4. Crusader says:

   July 19, 2005 at 12:23 pm

   I couldn’t believe it when I read it. I thought the fool got kicked or something before I read the rest.

5. The Real JeffS says:

   July 19, 2005 at 1:47 pm

   Ick is right!!! Thankfully, neither is no where near Walla Walla.
   Mr. Bingley, didn’t you go hunting around Enumclaw once? Or was that Cle Elum?

6. tree hugging sister says:

   July 19, 2005 at 2:20 pm

   Oh yeah, he did. But ‘what was he (and Crusader the pervert, mind you) out looking for’ needs to be asked.

7. Mr. Bingley says:

   July 19, 2005 at 2:38 pm

   Our brother lives there…and we haven’t heard from him in a few days.
   Beastiality is legal in Washington. Amazing.
   And obviously we weren’t lookin’ in the right sections of Enumclaw, sis.

8. Nightfly says:

   July 19, 2005 at 2:59 pm

   Although sex with animals is not illegal in Washington state, …
   You’re kidding, right? Talk about PETA-friendly. Then again, it’s possible that they never imagined they needed to outlaw such a thing. It’s like a law against drinking Drano.

9. tree hugging sister says:

   July 19, 2005 at 3:26 pm

   ‘Always a day late to the party and miss all the horsin’ around’
   Bingley’s motto.

10. Mr. Bingley says:

    July 19, 2005 at 4:14 pm

    “He’s back in my saddle again…”

11. Crusader says:

    July 19, 2005 at 5:01 pm

    Now I hafta wonder when one of them talks about the ‘rack’ on an elk…

12. The Real JeffS says:

    July 20, 2005 at 1:50 am

    And obviously we weren’t lookin’ in the right sections of Enumclaw, sis.
    Maybe you were looking in the right sections after all? Although Enumclaw (as I recall) isn’t all that big….

13. Ken Summers says:

    July 20, 2005 at 6:28 pm

    Well, this Seattle, after all. Berkeley North. And home of Starbucks.

14. tree hugging sister says:

    July 20, 2005 at 10:17 pm

    …Enumclaw (as I recall) isn’t all that big….
    Maybe now you know why.