Long Island Wood

(with apologies to the Beatles)

I followed a girl
And I should say
She followed me
She DM’d a thong
I sent her good
Long Island Wood

I took a suave photo:
A tent in my gray BVDs
But I clicked the wrong button
And gave it a public release

I stood on the steps
Feisty and stiff
Facing the Press
Attack, Attack! was my plan
And then I clashed
With Dana Bash

She kept asking that question
Unwilling to give me a pass
But I wouldn’t answer
And called her producer an “ass”

And when I awoke
I was alone
Huma had flown
So I Tweeted “friends”
Isn’t it good
Long Island Wood

7 Responses to “Long Island Wood”

1. tree hugging sister says:

   June 2, 2011 at 9:46 am

   I wood SAY you owe apologies! 🙂

2. major dad says:

   June 2, 2011 at 9:49 am

   Stick a fork in that Weiner, he’s done.

3. Mr. Weiner’s Morningwood | POWIP says:

   June 2, 2011 at 10:16 am

   […] Long Island Wood […]

4. Donna D. says:

   June 2, 2011 at 12:37 pm

   OMG, I’ll never be able to listen to Norwegian Wood again!

5. nightfly says:

   June 2, 2011 at 12:43 pm

   Hey, Lennon appreciated a good political critique; I think he’d be flattered. I’m laughing my ass off.

6. Today’s Top Weinergators | POWIP says:

   June 2, 2011 at 7:32 pm

   […] Bingley’s “Long Island Wood” parody tops the charts, as reproduced below by Enoch or at his own digs. […]

7. Don J says:

   June 6, 2011 at 4:45 pm

   No extra points for
   “dimension lumber” or what
   might obviously be “sap wood?”