Major Dad is NOT, Repeat NOT

EVER getting one of these cars. Fuggedaboudit, pal.

Woman Poses Naked on Car at Auto Show
DETROIT (AP) — City officials are trying to figure out how a woman sneaked into the North American International Auto Show after closing time to pose naked atop the new Dodge Challenger.
It happened around 2:30 a.m. Monday when only workers and security guards were supposed to be inside Cobo Center.
Guards found the woman and about a dozen gawkers taking photographs with camera phones, workers told The Detroit News.
“We heard they were all over the Challenger,” said Jason Vines, a spokesman for the Chrysler Group, which earlier had tried to give its cars more sex appeal by bringing in fully clothed “Desperate Housewives” star Eva Longoria to pose at its exhibit.
Cobo Director Glenn Blanton said disciplinary action will be taken if employees were involved in the security breach.

I’m not walking out to a scene like that first thing every morning.

7 Responses to “Major Dad is NOT, Repeat NOT

  1. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Waitaminnit……wouldn’t that be you posing on top of the car, instead of some nameless bimbo? I don’t think Major Dad is that kind of guy.

  2. And I’m NOT that kinda girl!
    (Plus, at my age, the ‘beat-it-with-a-stick-before-it-gets-away’ chants take their toll anymore.)

  3. Crusader says:

    Was that a dealer-installed option?

  4. BWahahahaha! Guess not ~ sounds like the Chysler guys are PO’d.

  5. major dad says:

    I don’t believe it. I need to see the real picture. BTW, I can’t get THS to pose for a X-mas picture let alone on top of a car. And she does not look her age.

  6. Mr. Bingley says:

    And she does not look her age.
    You mean she looks more Jurassic?

  7. major dad says:

    You could be in trouble Bing. Remember she has loads of pictures of you.

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