Manly Men Arise!
This is an outrage!
JACKSON, Missouri (AP) — Nathan Warmack wanted to honor his heritage by wearing a Scottish kilt to his high school dance. Then a principal told him to change into a pair of pants.
Where are his fishnets?
Update: Alright, I’m a moron. THS posted the same story yesterday. I can only plead that the picture of me she used distracted me from actually clicking through on the link she, er, linked.
And the 3 Bourbon Manhattans I had for lunch yesterday may have played some small part in it as well.
December 23, 2005 8:20 am 
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Manhattans? No wonder you wear a skirt.
You guys are kiltin me…no moor.
Manhattans? No wonder you wear a skirt.
and lift it…
So Bing, like looking at yourself in a kilt do you?
Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt once left a bar one evening fair,
And one could tell by how he walked that he’d drunk more than his share.
He fumbled ’round until he could no longer keep his feet.
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.
Ring ding diddle iddle i de o,
Ring die diddley i o.
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street..
About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by.
One said to the other with a twinkle in her eye.
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built.
I wonder if it’s true what they don’t wear beneath the kilt.
Ring ding diddle iddle i de o,
Ring die diddley i o.
I wonder if it’s true what they don’t wear beneath the kilt.
They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be,
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see.
And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt,
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth.
Ring ding diddle iddle i de o,
Ring die diddley i o.
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth.
They marveled for a moment and then one said we must be gone.
Let’s leave a present for our friend before we move along.
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow,
Around the bonnie star the Scot’s kilt did lift and show.
Ring ding diddle iddle i de o,
Ring die diddley i o.
Around the bonnie star the Scot’s kilt did lift and show.
Now the Scotsman woke to nature’s call and stumbled toward the trees.
Behind the bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees.
And in a startled voice he says to what’s before his eyes,
Oh! lad I don’t know where you’ve been but I see you won first prize.
Ring ding diddle iddle i de o,
Ring die diddley i o.
Oh! lad I don’t know where you’ve been but I see you won first prize.
Yeah, I can see why you were distracted by that photo. I was too. Really, really, distracted…
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
It’s so sad when puberty never kicks in, eh Bingster?
It helps keep me as a tenor, though.