Michelin Obama
All-season radials are so slimming…
of course, by posting this I’ll be accused of bias ply.
(shamelessly stolen from that Jammie Wearing Fool)
All-season radials are so slimming…
of course, by posting this I’ll be accused of bias ply.
(shamelessly stolen from that Jammie Wearing Fool)
Fun | Mr. Bingley | November 12, 2009 7:39 am
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1. I wonder if those guys thought they’d be doing personal servitude by holding umbrellas for women without even any legal role in our government.
2. Is wearing a belt on your ribcage some kind of new communist symbol, like a beret or a raised fist? She seems to do it a lot, and it doesnt’ look good.
3. Those boots do not fit the proper jack boot standards. She got ripped off.
If she’s going to wear that belt, she shouldn’t forget the cape and mask.
What is that thing? I suppose I should tread lightly here, but she looks like she is waiting for the short bus.
To quote yet another favorite movie:
“Dear God! What is that THING?!?!?!”
The belt obsession is REALLY starting to concern me. if i thought she had ANY sense of the impish, I might believe she was seeing how far she could push her faux “fashion icon” status in all its fawning hilarity.
But I’m pretty convinced “impish” isn’t part of her personality (or lack there of) profile.
Makes you ask, “Really? Do the buttons not work?”
Michelle-onator: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, Mean Gene, NO ONE CAN WREST THIS BELT AWAY FROM ME! I EARNED THIS WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP THE HARD WAY!
Hillary? I’ll see you at No Way Out. In the cage!
HAHAHAHAHA, Cullen.
“Wait….wait! What’s that? Good God, that’s Sarah Palin’s music!!!!!! Noooooooo! Nooooooo!”
What a vision. From the looks of that protruding belly, you know it’s counterbalanced by an equally protruding butt. Combine that with the shape of her feets in those boots and all I can say is “Quack Quack!”
You know, Kcruella and I have a saying from many, MANY years ago:
It started when we’d see WM’s heading out the barracks door for a big night on the town, dressed, well…abominable/ghastly/Dear God!…you get the drift. And HER mirror told her it was okay to go out like that(!), where OUR mirror would have been screaming, “Are you f*cking OUT OF YOUR MIND?!?!?!”
Michelle must have the kinder, gentler mirror.
(And they said W was isolated from reality…)
I actually rather like the coat and the boots. If she’d worn a black sheath under the coat and ditched the belt, I’d be happier.
(The coat’s fantastic. J. Crew in, I’m assuming, last year’s color.)
Fantastic coat? It looks like a cheap kitchen countertop some kid rode over on his bike.
Hoosier daddy, Michelle? This is not a good year for fashion, but tread lightly because over-inflated egos will accuse you of racism.
It does look like Formica Gary but watch that Hoosier stuff.
One of Jammie’s commenters pointed out it looked more like a pipe clamp than a belt. Another cautioned her not to loosen it, lest she start to leak.
Hoosier tires, Major Dad. Honest.
She makes Queen Elizabeth look stylin’.