Oh, Bingley Went to Scotland and Did He Lie
A revolution is afoot at one of Scotland’s most venerable kilt-makers: Among traditional tartans there are hip versions in denim, camouflage, leather and, for the adventurous, see-through pink plastic.
So where’d ya hide that wee, duty frae number, little man? I knew it couldna been all aboot ‘the castle’. Whilst there be reams a’ foine advice aboot dealin’ wi’ the odd looks ye get, once in a wee while moit ye nae ken the tender feelin’s a’ yer bride? An’ moind the sensibilities a’ the general public wot’s got ta luck at ye?
A warm Swill salute to marc for exposing this travesty.
UPDATE: Of course, there are worse things, fashionwise.
A MOBILE phone thief who wore an offensive T-shirt in court escaped a contempt rap yesterday.
Christopher Davidson, 18, was sent from the dock for wearing the top containing the phrase:
“Read this while I check out your t*ts.”
Via Fark
I’m too sexy for my kilt.
Good Lord, is that Arnold Vosloo?
Hey Annalucia! UM…I don’t know. You tell me.
Ok, that has moved from kilt to miniskirt. Scary.