Old School: With Six You Get Eggroll
New School: With Eggroll You Get Citizenship
SANTA ANA (AP) — An immigration officer has been indicted on charges that she took bribes in cash and egg rolls from immigrants seeking citizenship and green cards.
Federal prosecutors say 47-year-old Mai Nhu Nguyen was indicted by a grand jury on Wednesday on three counts of solicitation of a bribe by a public official.
Prosecutors say Nguyen took 200 egg rolls from a citizenship applicant and received $1,000 and $2,200 bribes from two other immigrants since 2011.
I sold my soul for some eggroll.
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June 27, 2013 3:06 pm
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Yeah, but if they were good egg rolls …
Of the 25-30 Chinese restaurants around here, only one makes a good egg roll.
Let ’em in. 🙂
Hope they were GOOD egg rolls.
Sigh. Rob got there first. But really – GOOD egg rolls are sadly lacking hereabouts (and thereabaouts in Robs area).
The USA is collapsing with a wimper, not a bang. By this time next year Obama Care will have destroyed the health care system. Having kids and a wife
will be a negative in our givernment’s eyes, unless you’re a female with a wife.
And citizenship is gone.
Well, if Rubio gets his way, we won’t have to worry about corrupt INS officials because citizenship will be free for everyone.
WTF? Are there ANY honest people left working in government?
And really? Eggrolls? Those must have been some damn fine eggrolls.