Quote of the Day

From Kcruella, who emails to instruct me:

…and if you find me pass out, please call the paramedics before you call one of the olsen twins

I need clarification.

Do you mean call both of them, instead? Call one more than once…or…don’t call them at all?

Who says celebrity tragedies have no impact on the real life of us little people?
We can all learn something.

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

1. Skyler says:

   January 25, 2008 at 1:40 pm

   Huh?

2. The_Real_JeffS says:

   January 25, 2008 at 2:34 pm

   What will you be calling the Olsen Twins? Late for dinner?

3. Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life says:

   January 25, 2008 at 5:16 pm

   Dudes, latest (ALL OVER THE F**KING RADIO THIS MORNING WITH NO F**KING ESCAPE) was that the very first person called by the maid (or something) was one of the Olsen twins. Said Olsen twin may or may not be versed in the fine arts of CPR and first aid, but was apparently 3,000 miles away.
   Oh, and I heard it was FOUR calls to an Olsen twin before someone else showed up and decided it might be prudent TO CALL THE F**KING PARAF**KINGMEDICS.

4. Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life says:

   January 25, 2008 at 5:19 pm

   Oh. It was his masseuse.

5. Kcruella says:

   January 25, 2008 at 9:55 pm

   Another thing for us little people to remember: Make sure your masseuse has a license to work the magic fingers. The NY State Education Board already informed NYPD she did not have one.

6. tree hugging sister says:

   January 25, 2008 at 10:13 pm

   I guess that would make her a MASSAGE…um…magic finger artiste.