Quote Of The Day

“…and if it’s not completely obvious, we just want to confirm, we are declaring an emergency.”

Hehehe. Well done, Sir.

7 Responses to “Quote Of The Day”

  1. Wow, what a hero!! That was coolness personified.

  2. Dave E. says:

    The real miracle is that nobody told that flight attendant to just shut the hell up already.

  3. Julie says:

    Next time I fly, I want this guy and “Sully” as the pilot and copilot.

  4. Teresa says:

    Love the pilot wanted the Flight Attendant to put a sock in it… good grief.

  5. Mr. Bingley says:

    The flight attendant did her job. There are too many goddamned idiots who would want to get up and look around…or film…while the crash landing was happening. They could have very easily landed a little rougher and then the douche filming it might have lost control of his phone and it could have nailed someone in the head.

  6. Dave E. says:

    Yep…it’s right in the handbook:
    “If it appears that you and your PAX are about to shuffle off this mortal coil, it is your duty to irritate them one last time to the point where they are actually grateful to die.”

    Sorry. I see your point Mr. B., but the one emergency landing I experienced had nothing like that kind of jarring repetition. When the time came we were told to assume the position and there was nothing else until the plane stopped and we were told, through the clapping, to remain seated with our seat belts fastened.

    I don’t fly much these days but I did a lot of it back in the day and have a lot of respect for flight attendants. Honest to God though, I think I might have told this one to STFU.

  7. Mr. Bingley says:

    well, i may have to bow to your experience, an experience i never hope to replicate 🙂
    in her defense it seems she did shut up once the plane stopped…

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