Shouting “STOP! U.S. Marines!!”
…while daunting to the suspect, is still preferable to doing it this way.
A suspected mugger being chased by security guards met a grisly end when he fled into a South African zoo and climbed into the tiger enclosure.
Fun | Mr. Bingley | 
December 22, 2005 11:00 am
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But it wasn’t a grizzly end…
…it was a tiger front.
Maybe the beer can was the tiger’s? Gotta have a tasty beverage to wash down your snack.
Q – what were the crook’s last words?
A – “Oh $#**&! The Marines! I’d rather risk the tigers!”
Maybe the beer can was just kitty litter…..