Smart Power!

I sleep like a baby* every night, secure in the knowledge that Joe Biden is one heart beat away from the Presidency

WASHINGTON (AP)— Vice President Joe Biden asked for God’s blessing for the late mother of Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen during a White House celebration of St. Patrick’s Day — except the elderly lady is very much alive.

“God rest her soul,” Biden said Wednesday night as he introduced Cowen and President Barack Obama. He quickly caught himself and noted that it’s Cowen’s father who is no longer living. Of the prime minister’s mother, Biden said, “God bless her soul.”

Biden then cited the Irish proverb that “a silent mouth is sweet to hear” and yielded the podium to the president.

*by this of course I mean that I wake up screaming every two hours and reach for my bottle…

2 Responses to “Smart Power!”

  1. Gary from Jersey says:

    I know people in Deliweird who think Biden’s an idiot. And they voted for him.

  2. Gunslinger says:

    “Biden then cited the Irish proverb that “a silent mouth is sweet to hear” and yielded the podium to the president.”

    That’s one thing Biden can do far better than the executive dimwit.

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