Speaking of Ass Kissers: The Democratic Governor of Florida

…was on “Face the Nation” this morning, facing off against the two Republican Gulf governors:

[Crist] “If this spew in middle of the Gulf of Mexico doesn’t tell us we need to be more cautious and more careful about doing this in the future, I don’t know what else would,” Crist said. “I mean, we don’t have these rigs off the Florida coast. We are suffering from the one off the Louisiana coast. It troubles me greatly that that’s occurring.

“That’s why I think this is the greatest wake-up call ever that we need to go to alternative fuel. We need to have cleaner fuel for our people. That will create greater independence and stop sending so much money over to the Middle East.”

13 minutes in, or so.

If this spew coming from Charlie doesn’t tell you all you need to know about him, I don’t know what else would. Wait’ll you hear the rest when I can embed the video.

Oh, biceptular guns that are so sculpted, so strong. Breath, so sweet. A stature lean and God-like…skin silken. Eyes deep reflecting pools of ageless wisdom. But enough about me.

I DON’T see him getting any Christmas cards from Riley or Barbour.

5 Responses to “Speaking of Ass Kissers: The Democratic Governor of Florida”

1. Mr. Bingley says:

   June 13, 2010 at 4:43 pm

   I heard that whilst driving about today.

   Putz.

2. tree hugging sister says:

   June 13, 2010 at 4:49 pm

   Hard to get those airplanes in the air that carry all those tourists without that nasty smelly oil/gasoline/jet fuel stuff.

   Unless, of course, we finally do make the switch to unicorns. Obama has that power, even if he can’t suck oil. Only human, you know. He just plain sucks.

3. tree hugging sister says:

   June 13, 2010 at 4:51 pm

   Or wait! I forgot our new standing in the Arab world, thanks to the Muslims in his background.

   Aladdin. Arabian Nights. FLYING FREAKING carpets. BIG ones.

   (Dammit. I’m a doddering fool. No wonder they call him “Dodd”. I see where it comes from now.)

4. Gunslinger says:

   June 13, 2010 at 10:56 pm

   In the dictionary, under “shameless” is a picture of Crist.

5. barking spider says:

   June 14, 2010 at 9:07 am

   After 4 years of Charlie, I’m a little skittish about guys running for governor who are silent about important issues on their campaign website. Zum Beispiel, Bill McCollum is silent on a few items that concern me, most of all on illegal immigration. One of the biggest issues of the day and McCollum has no opinion? This guy has the smell of Crist about him.