Stands Alone, No Explanations Needed

When possessing India’s entire war plans didn’t help
Pakistan lost the 1965 war despite knowing India’s war plans
Mr Gohar Ayub Khan has lobbed a ‘bombshell’ across the border. He has revealed that his father, Pakistan’s first military dictator Field Marshal Ayub Khan, pulled off an intelligence coup in before the 1965 war with India, when he purchased the Indian Army’s war plans for a mere Rs 20,000.
He alleges that an Indian brigadier sold away India’s military secrets in order to indulge his wife’s expensive hobby of ‘canning fruits and vegetables’.

See what happens when you let women drive? Then they wanna start canning vegetables, ruin the country, perpetuating a cycle of despair.
Swill Salute to Rob at Crab Apple Lane.

categories Military Thingies | | datetime June 3, 2005 2:58 pm

4 Responses to “Stands Alone, No Explanations Needed”

  1. Rob says:
    June 4, 2005 at 3:14 am

    Thanks, sister.

  2. tree hugging sister says:
    June 4, 2005 at 10:58 am

    Oh my pleasure entirely. (This was a little gem!)

  3. Mr. Bingley says:
    June 4, 2005 at 7:23 pm

    And they lost.
    Heh.

  4. The_Real_JeffS says:
    June 6, 2005 at 9:52 pm

    Oi! This has got to be making someone in India mad……

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