Tax Evader Payer Reports For Duty
You’re a shining example to us all, Lurch
BOSTON (FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) – Sen. John Kerry has told the Massachusetts Department of Revenue he will pay all the taxes due on his new $7 million yacht despite basing the vessel in tax-free Rhode Island .
In a statement Tuesday to The Associated Press, the Democrat said, “The payment is being made promptly.”
He was Swift Yachted!
In his statement, Kerry says, “Whether owed or not, we intend to pay the equivalent taxes as if the boat’s home-port were currently in Massachusetts.”
As if.
And then he threw his tax assessment over the governor’s gate.
“Whether owed or not.”
B.A.R.F.
And to think almost half the country actually voted for this cretin as President. That the great state of Taxachussetts routinely re-elects him to the Senate speaks poorly of them.
I amuse myself with the mental image of Scott Brown, dressed as Al Czervik, accindentally dropping an anchor through the deck of Kerry’s yacht.
How ’bout a Fresca, Senator Kerry?
“Whether owed or not”
Well, which is it? Surely all those tax-figuring flunkies you and the Mrs. employ have some idea?
What a putz.
“we intend to pay the equivalent taxes as if the boat’s home-port were currently in Massachusetts.”
What are the odds that the effort will fall short of the intentions?
Hey Lurch, you scratched my anchor!