That’s Just Great
China and US may establish military hotline
Beijing and Washington are moving towards establishing a hotline between their defence ministries and have agreed to step up military exchanges, Chinese state media said on Thursday.
I can hear the conversation now…
Rumsfeld: “F*ck you and the rickshaw you rode in on!”
Gen Cao: “Oh yeah?! Well, fr*ck you, too!”
Rumsfeld: “Very good then. Same time?”
Gen Cao: “Same Peeper’s Repubric Station!”
Rumsfeld: “Oh God, you kill me when you do that!”
Both: “Hah haha haha haha!”
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“Hahaha, lemme freshen that cognac for ya, Don. How are the kids?”