The Pig Got Popped

Did someone shoot the pig for lunch?
Bullet found in woman’s pork loin casserole
Was the pig a victim of a rural drive-by shooting?
That’s one theory a Publix spokesman offered to explain how a bullet wound up in an Ormond Beach woman’s pork loin.
Diane Johnson’s son-in-law found the bullet in a pork loin casserole she served Tuesday to her family. She said there was no mistaking the projectile’s distinct shape in the pork loin she bought at a local Publix grocery store.

It’s terrible, the violence against pigs these days.

11 Responses to “The Pig Got Popped”

  1. Nightfly says:

    We know it couldn’t have been those British Muslims, they’ve banned handguns in England…

  2. Lisa says:

    Hehehehe, Publix.
    I went to Florida for the first time as a teenager and my dad kept calling them “Pubix” which when you’re 15, is HYSTERICAL.

  3. Cullen says:

    We have them here, also. I thought it was quite funny as well, Lisa.
    The weird thing is, I wonder how the bullet got there. I saw this yesterday from Fark and the story they linked to had a picture. The bullet didn’t look like it had been fired. There was no mushrooming or anything. It was solid, but had no casing. Weird.

  4. Mr. Bingley says:

    Hmm, has the Wendy’s Chili Lady been shopping again?

  5. Cullen says:

    But how awesome is it that she’s not suing. I found that the most important part.

  6. Mr. Bingley says:

    I’d say the guy who fired the shot is now Publix Enemy #1

  7. Pic of the bullet here: Looks like a 7.62x54R soft-point like you’d get for an old surplus Moisen-nagant or SKS?

  8. The Real JeffS says:

    I heard that maybe this pig got popped because he squealed.

  9. but had no casing
    Bet the sausage did.

  10. Crusader says:

    Phew! Read the headline and thought Hillary was pregnant again…..

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