The Things You See In The East River

I looked over the side of the boat today and saw this:

That, my friends, I believe is a condom filled with cocaine that is floating around in NY harbor tonight. Somebody’s gonna be upset.
Blech

9 Responses to “The Things You See In The East River”

1. Major Dad says:

   August 19, 2005 at 7:39 pm

   Did ya get enough to buy a couple drinks from it?

2. tree hugging sister says:

   August 19, 2005 at 7:40 pm

   I’m surprised it didn’t look like an Esther Williams pool folly movie ~ people diving off in droves to grab it.
   Then again, it is NY Harbor.

3. Ken Summers says:

   August 19, 2005 at 9:23 pm

   Jeez.

4. Mr. Bingley says:

   August 19, 2005 at 10:22 pm

   No, I was actually more afraid it would get sucked into the jets on the boat and screw up the engine.
   Did I say “Blech”?

5. The Real JeffS says:

   August 20, 2005 at 12:56 am

   Well, at least you didn’t dive in to rescue it. But what if it had been an unopened bottle of wine?

6. Nightfly says:

   August 20, 2005 at 3:03 am

   Hey, the cocaine has the right to practice safe sex. Who are we to judge?

7. Mr. Bingley says:

   August 20, 2005 at 10:13 am

   I couldn’t let wine go to waste JeffS, you know me too well.

8. The Real JeffS says:

   August 20, 2005 at 12:06 pm

   Just remember the lifesaver’s rule of rescue: “Reach, throw, row, go”. Hopefully the bottle will be chilled to the appropriate temperature.
   And don’t forget a bottle opener!!!!

9. tree hugging sister says:

   August 21, 2005 at 10:29 am

   …”This is your brain on drugs.”