There Must Be Something In The Air…

in Oregon:

MEDFORD, Oregon (AP) — A woman bought a winning lottery ticket worth $1 million with a stolen credit card and could wind up with nothing if convicted, police said.

I’m sure the state would love to keep it.

A search warrant served at her home Thursday turned up some methamphetamine, but little money, George said.
“Our investigation is still trying to determine what happened to the $33,500,” George said.

Maybe she invested in a horse farm?
Update: Beaten by the Perversion Catalyst yet again.

9 Responses to “There Must Be Something In The Air…”

  1. Mr. Bingley says:

    Rats! Well, all the girls do say that you are very quick…

  2. Emily says:

    Sixty minute man? Isn’t that exactly how long it takes for Viagra to set in?

  3. Ken Summers says:

    No, that’s the foreplay.
    I do admit, though, that I’m getting older and I just can’t do that all night stuff anymore. Three hours is enough.

  4. Emily says:

    You’re tired? Imagine how the goats feel after three hours!

  5. Mr. Bingley says:

    To Ken they feel just as good as when he started.

  6. Emily says:

    I really wish I hadn’t read that so soon after lunch, Mr. B.

  7. Mr. Bingley says:

    Sorry, I forgot about the time difference.

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